Showing posts tagged angry birds.
x
animalstalkinginallcaps:

THESE COLORS DON’T RUN, UNLESS IT’S FROM QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ROLE OF CORPORATE MONEY IN NATIONAL POLITICS OR WHY SENATORS ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE THEMSELVES EXEMPT FROM THE SAME LAWS THEY PASS FOR THE OTHER 99.9% OF THE NATION!
OTHER THAN THAT, WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF WHY WE CAN’T SEEM TO SEPARATE THE CHURCH FROM THE STATE DESPITE BEING FOUNDED ON A SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, PLUS ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT 9/11 AND SUBSEQUENT WARS, OR WHERE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN BAILOUT MONEY WENT AND WHY NOBODY WAS ARRESTED, LET ALONE JAILED FOR TANKING THE ECONOMY, THESE COLORS TOTALLY STAY PUT!
… UNLESS YOUR BUMPER STICKER WAS PRINTED IN A SWEATSHOP IN CHINA OR MALAYSIA, IN WHICH CASE THESE COLORS WILL RUN WHENEVER IT RAINS!

NOW HAND OVER MY GODDAMN CAN OF SARDINES! KAW!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THESE COLORS DON’T RUN, UNLESS IT’S FROM QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ROLE OF CORPORATE MONEY IN NATIONAL POLITICS OR WHY SENATORS ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE THEMSELVES EXEMPT FROM THE SAME LAWS THEY PASS FOR THE OTHER 99.9% OF THE NATION!

OTHER THAN THAT, WITH THE POSSIBLE EXCEPTION OF WHY WE CAN’T SEEM TO SEPARATE THE CHURCH FROM THE STATE DESPITE BEING FOUNDED ON A SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, PLUS ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT 9/11 AND SUBSEQUENT WARS, OR WHERE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN BAILOUT MONEY WENT AND WHY NOBODY WAS ARRESTED, LET ALONE JAILED FOR TANKING THE ECONOMY, THESE COLORS TOTALLY STAY PUT!

… UNLESS YOUR BUMPER STICKER WAS PRINTED IN A SWEATSHOP IN CHINA OR MALAYSIA, IN WHICH CASE THESE COLORS WILL RUN WHENEVER IT RAINS!

NOW HAND OVER MY GODDAMN CAN OF SARDINES! KAW!

— 6 months ago with 2154 notes

#angry birds 
"I’m sure Angry Birds is just as addictive and entertaining as everyone says. But am I alone in feeling queasy about a game in which the grudge-bearing heroes kill themselves by flying destructively into the buildings of their greedy oppressors? Is there a level in which the birds aim at twin towers, or a 5-sided bunker?"

“Say what? Say what? F*$% off!” One of my big fat redbirds just took out a bunkered egg-stealing cannibal pig wearing a military helmet cloaked under one-two-THREE freaking cowboy hats!

Which side are you on, bird? Which side are you on?

(Source: spiegelman, via amyvernon)

— 1 year ago

#angry birds 

Genius.

negevrockcity:

The Israeli-Palestinian conflict explained through Angry Birds:

Angry Birds, the feverishly popular iPhone app has made its way into the heart of the historical territorial conflict between Israel and the Palestinians. Eretz Nehederet, (Wonderful Country) A popular Israeli comedy show has chosen to satirize the latest round of Israeli Palestinian peace negotiations.

The presentation of the game’s pigs and birds as enemies, forced into peace talks, regardless of the fact that neither is interested in the talks nor the peace itself, creates a hilarious allegory for the conflict in general, and the current round of talks under way. The current round barely manages to draw a ho-hum response from experience weary Israelis.

(Source: journalofajournalist)

— 1 year ago with 12 notes

#Angry Birds  #diplomacy